I don’t know if you’re getting this also, but I’ve been receiving a lot of emails from people I don’t know lately asking me if I can invite them to join Gmail. I think these are spammers that are trying to get free accounts so they can slow down our mail accounts with their crap!

Hey jerkys! Get this through your enormously thick skulls… IF I DON’T KNOW YOU, I WON’T TALK TO YOU! I’M ALSO NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME INVITING YOU TO JOIN GMAIL JUST SO YOU CAN SPAM ME AND MY FRIENDS! GO CRAWL BACK UNDER THE ROCK YOU CAME FROM AND DIE!!!

Boy, did that feel good! You may now return to your regularly scheduled browsing.